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Thursday, October 23, 2008

Happy? Happy.

The first full day in Phnom Penh proved to be a good one. We woke and decided to head to the local killing fields.

The Khmer Rouge, between 1975 and 1979, had massacred millions of Cambodians. In Phnom Penh, Danny and I first decided to visit S-21, a high-school turned torture center. Here, every educated person, every ex-government official, every person who was not for Pol Pot and his insanity came for reeducation. Unfortunately, not many survived. It is said that when the Vietnamese captured Phnom Penh (due, in part to the genocide and in part to a small-time war started on its borders) tortured and newly dead prisoners still laid with the fresh stink of death at this notorious site. Indeed, in every room there is a picture of its original state in 1979, bed, body, blood, and all. The 'museum' was insightful, unbiased, and unflinching. After a few hours, with a full sense of the gravity of the crimes, we head out to the killing fields.

It is about six dusty kilometers away from S-21 where the victims were killed. Finding it too expensive to use bullets, the Khmer Rouge simply used the shovels with which the prisoners had just dug their own graves with. Now, there remain only small watering holes and a littering of signs to mark the mass executions. That, and the three stories of skulls which were unearthed at the site. Piled on top of each other, the monument is a testament to how embarrassingly callous we have become to violence, a symptom of a hyper-stimulated culture. We stay for 15 minutes, and take not a second glance at the thousands of heads in a three-story glass case.

Of course, the next thing we decided to do was to go straight Duke Nukem. Cambodia, Vietnam, and SE Asia in general are pretty lax on rules governing fire arms. Taking full advantage of the situation, Danny and I make our way to the local Cambodian Special Forces Military Base. Here, for a small fee, we are able to take our turns with an AK-47 and an Uzi. Danny and I put on our headphones and walk into a small wooden shack that serves as the firing range for the AK. Our resident soldier, clad in all black fatigues, clicks in the magazine and thumbs the safety. Not wanting to lose a second, I step up to the gun and wrap myself around it. My first gun. An AK-47. Ridiculous. I line the sights. Slowly, I pull the trigger and the first bullet reaches out toward the target. I am blinded by the sheer violence. It is as if the anger and rage of humanity had been channeled through the muzzle, delivering their vengeance in 7.62mm fashion. The bullet finds its target at 2000 ft/s. I look over at Danny, and smile. We unload.

Finished shooting off our guns, we head toward the toxic lake in the middle of the city of lunch. Here, we find peace and the ceaseless waterfall of a construction pump emptying water into the murky pool. Whittling our lunch away while hiding from the sun was no small task, accomplished, alternatively, between mid-day beers and shakes. Eventually, we are fed up of moving to keep pace with our umbrella's shadow, and turn to leave. It is here where I spot a McCain supporter on television telling McCain in a hushed voice that Obama is a…a…'Arab'. I sigh, realize that this is the only picture some internationals will have of us Americans, and head out, nauseated from the filth.

We decide to walk our way back to the hotel. In the midst of being lost, we head to the top of a small hill, where it looks like there is a pagoda at the top. Upon reaching the summit, we encounter 7-8 men huddled around a small table and a case of beer. I buy something from the man's stand, and they invite us to sit down. Little do Danny and I know that our manhood was about to be challenged. The Cambodians, in their extremely gracious manner, decided it was time to get us drunk. Their tool, drinking competitions. In the span of the next few minutes we had drank 5 beers, and had left not more than 2 Cambodians puking in the bushes. The Shopowner, two cops on duty, Instigator, and a smattering of their friends had now become our comrades. I don't think we exchanged one complete sentence without misunderstanding. I did, however, come away with the knowledge of humanity's kindness and my own limits to beer consumption. We end our game, and they teach us only one word, to be repeated twice. Sab bay, sab bay. Happy, happy. Indeed.


 

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Silence, Drop Out, and Big Baby

We wake up early the next day, eager to explore Angkor Watt. If this monument is the symbol of the country, the singular emblem emblazoned upon their flag, it must be a sight to behold.

Ravenously, we devour our omelets, bread, and fruit while my Ipod spews Jack Johnson over the speakers for the rest of the backpackers to listen to. A little Jack to start the day never hurt anyone. Downstairs in the courtyard we make fast friends with our Tuk-tuk driver, as only backpackers are keen to do. In a case rarely seen for Tuk-tuk drivers, he is the silent, but deep type. And soon enough Silence, Danny, and I were on the road, grit in our mouths and all.

The tour is to last all day. The site of Angkor Watt is enormous, with Angkor Watt being only one of the many temples. As we get closer, the canopy begins to grow thicker and the trees become denser. Silence drops us off at the causeway, a road quietly watched over by 57 stone gods and demons for the last thousand years or so. As we get down, an elephant walks by, straddled on its neck by a dark Cambodian cowboy. The small pen on its back hardly keeps the two tourists from spilling off. We make our way past the southern gate to meet Silence on the other side, careful to avoid the Japanese and Koreans busy with their photo shoots, an obstacle we contend with for the rest of the day. Through the massive gate, we again board our Tuk-tuk. Silence smiles and ignites the motor.

Our first stop was Angkor Thom, the last capital city of the Angkor Empire and right next to Angkor Watt. From the outside Bayon, the main temple, looks quite formidable. A vast array of crumbling rock, it is easy to see how it once was the heart of the city. Danny and I climb straight into it, not bothering to take pictures, whether for lack of effort or, more likely, for lack of camera. It was not until we reached the third and final level did the temple reveal itself. Tower upon tower of faces have been carved into the walls of stone. In every direction and every angle, the same face looks down upon you in this temple. The huge relief portraits surround and watch us as we stroll by in the midday heat. Each the same as the next, supposedly sculpted to immortalize an extremely arrogant king, the temple surely does its job well. Carefully, we climb down, amazed at the detail and architecture.

Next, we visit Ta Keo, another large temple, which, unfortunately, was left half constructed due to foreboding lightening strikes. Moving on, we hit Ta Prohm. This temple epitomizes the longstanding conflict of man vs. nature. Left mainly as it was discovered, it highlights the power of nature to reclaim. The Angkor Empire had carved out a large section of the forest to build this temple, which served as a university in its heyday. However, since it was left to ruin, nature has once again asserted itself. Gorgeous trees grow right on top of the carved stone, enormous roots forcing their way into the soil and retaking the land that was once theirs. A sinewy collection of vines, moss, and roots tangle to grope the stones back into the earth. In this battle, at least, it seems that nature has had the last word.

After a light lunch of beef with ginger and morning glory, we head toward Preah Kahn. This sprawling complex served as the residence of the king who built many of the Angkor temples. Needless to say, it was quite large. This structure, more than any of the others, highlighted one of the most distinct and fascinating features of Angkor architecture. They would separate every area of the house with rectangular portals. However, as you get closer to the center of the complex, the portals get larger and larger. As they were all in a straight line, the effect was something like looking in a mirror when there is another mirror directly behind you. Awesome and unnecessary.

It is these smaller temples which were much more rewarding in their own way. Because they were not as popular, it was easier to get lost and enjoy the serenity of living in an empire long past. The solitude became moving.

On our way out of Angkor Thom, we speed by a family of monkeys. Our driver stops so what we can get a closer look. I eagerly hop out of the carriage, and cautiously begin to approach one of the bigger ones. Step by step I get closer, hands out, ready to pet it. The nervous look on its face is palpable. Then, without warning, that nervousness changes into ferocity as the monkey heightens its eyebrows, widens its eyes and opens its mouth. I am terrified and promptly turn tail. Luckily, we are more successful with the smaller males, who are curious. They allow us to pet them, and even shake our hands. There's something gloriously hilarious about using the word monkey on an actual monkey you are petting.

Anyway. We saved the best for last. Sunset over Angkor Wat. Approaching Angkor Watt, one cannot help but to gape at its moat. A man-made lake over two miles long, this huge ditch would leave European castles with moat-envy. To me, it seems as if the king had asked the temple planners to draw up something ridiculously big and impossible to build. Then tripled it. Danny and I buy two beers to enjoy over sunset, and head off across the long land bridge. We pass through the large outer wall, and enter the gargantuan courtyard. I seemed at least 3/4 a kilometer just reach the temple. Angkor Wat itself towered like a school yard bully. The time, effort, skill, and money to build such a monument with such limited technology must have been substantial indeed. Danny and I take our time exploring the vast grounds of the temple. We exhaust it with still a couple hours still left to sunset, and so decide to find a shady spot on its back porch for a nap.

Waking up, we head back outside to the many stalls selling food nearby. Not hungry, we set up shop on a few steps close by. Throughout this trip, whether in Cambodia or Vietnam, we have been accosted by countless men, women, and children looking to sell us something, anything. The instant we sat down was no different. No less than 6 grubby little children surrounded us, 'You buy post card? 1 dollar!' 'You buy mango? 1 dollar!'

A snippet of conversation as we are outsmarted by a Cambodian salesboy:

'You buy book?' (He totes over his mountain of stacked photocopied guides to Cambodia.)

Danny: My friend doesn't speak English (he points at me), only Vietnamese.

'Then why he hold book?' (the boy points at my very english LonelyPlanet)

Danny: Touche, my friend.

We sit there for more than a few minutes, expressing our total disinterest in buying anything at all. Most of the kids walk away, but a little girl remains more persistent than most. Soon, she gets the message, but I manage to persuade her to sit next to me as I lay on my backpack. Apparently, as I learned through her friend Krazie, this little one had dropped out of school. 3rd Grade Drop Out was cute as button, and it broke my heart to hear that she had stopped schooling. We made friends as she taught me Cambodian and I taught her how to fist-bump. Soon, we were surrounded by an entourage, which included Krazie, Drop Out, 17 going on 12, and Big Baby. Big baby was possibly the funniest little boy anyone has put on this earth. Round as a ball, with only pampers-like underwear to protect him, this 3-year-old looked like he belonged in the World's Largest Crib. 17 going on 12, as implied, looked like she was way too young to be graduating soon, but was doing a great job translating for us. She hopes to be fluent in English, Japanese, and Korean in addition to her Cambodian. I hope so too; she was surely well on her way. Looking up into the clear blue sky, we toiled away our day with our small clique without much drama. That is, of course, until the Japanese came.

A huge tour-group decided to roll by, which normally would have been fine with me, except this time, a young Japanese female had the audacity to be passing out candy to the little Cambodian children. Her skin was beautifully clean white, the kind most Asians would die for, and one could see her intentions were just as pure. She had no idea what a no-good immoral Vietnamese boy I am. Finished doling out her sweets, she began to move on. Infuriated that I had been passed over, I quickly yelled out after her for my piece of 'Candy?!'. As if anticipating my whim, Drop Out immediately places her piece into hand, apparently not a fan of toffee. Before I know it, the entire tour-group had turned around, witness to my 'demands' of candy from a poor Cambodian girl. I turn to them, with the realization of what this looks like only dawning on me. Once I do understand, I know that the language barrier is impregnable. The silence becomes tangible. Fair Skin comes back to see what has happened to her candy. I hold it up, look at her, and totally crack up, laughing until my stomach starts to cramp. I had no idea what else to do. Luckily, she finds the humor in the situation too, and the tour group smiles and moves on from this Vietnamese Candy Stealer. Danny sits there, red in the face, too embarrassed of me to say anything. I smile at Drop Out, use the one word she taught me, 'Ar Kun', thank you, and pop the candy into my mouth. She beams back with a smile of her own.

Sadly, we soon leave our friends to catch the last glimpse of sunset. The sun dips into the western horizon, hiding behind the gatehouse wall. Colors of purple, orange, and deep blue spill out into the sky. The clouds clear just in time to make room for the last rays of sun. Even Arizona could hardly come up with a better set. Danny and I crack our now warm beers in the shadow of a tree amidst the courtyard, just off the path to the temple. We watch as the fading colors drip down the stone monument. On the tree next to us, thousands of ants stream up and down, a running river of life. I wonder where they are going, what they are doing, and why they are doing it. We sit there, enjoying the freedom of no responsibilities, time on our side. As the temple closes around six, and a barrage of people begin to pass. A stream of life of their own, teaming outward, onward. They are going everywhere and nowhere, doing everything and nothing, for all reasons and with no reason. Just like us. Just like me.

Of Grease, Dirt, and Bastards

Cambodia. Home of Angkor Watt, Pol Pot, and 14 million Khmer. A frightening mix of abject poverty, immense historical beauty, and all-too-recent genocide. So, why not go?

This weekend, Danny, a senior from George Washington, and I packed our bags and headed west. What could there be to stop us? Well, government for one. On our way out of Vietnam, we had to pass through customs. Unfortunately, Danny had forgotten his exit papers for Vietnam. Our very own border agent was all too happy to help us. 'You have present for me?' she says, hoping for a little bonus. We duly grease the wheels of the government and continue on our way, incredulous at how blatant the system is worked.

The motorbike ride into Siem Reap, dusty and dry, proved to be a good indicator of things to come. Going anywhere over a kilometer was an invitation for dirt in the mouth and a lung full of exhaust. At least we were able to travel in style. Flocks of Tuk-tuk's line the streets in Cambodia, their drivers constantly crowing for business. These Tuk-tuks, mini-carriages hooked up to motocycles, clog the heart of Siem Reap, as motorbikes have been forbidden. Immensely gratifying and imperialistic, in a slightly troubling way, these Tuk-Tuk's hark back to the days of pure French Colonialism.

As we start into town we begin to pass the opulent hotels on the outskirts of the city and our driver starts to ask us questions from his limited repertoire of English. 'Where you from?', 'What your name?', 'Ahh, American?' For the first time, wholly unable to communicate in the native language, I realized I was limited to gestures and a wide range of guttural sounds. Stunningly, we were soon able to land at a café suggested by our guidebook after a series half-words, awkward glances, and more than one shrug.

Leaving the café, we meander the streets for an hour or so, taking care to get lost on as many occasions as possible, Danny and I finally decide on the Jasmine Guesthouse to settle down. Benefitting a Cambodian orphanage and staffed by the older adolescent orphans themselves, the hostel was clean, had hot water, and served a delicious breakfast every morning. A model of how businesses can positively affect the communities around them, each of the staff spoke excellent English and seemed well-educated. We checked it, and promptly headed back to Pub St.